Okay, it is offical- ABC is monkey-brained. They are running the seriously stupid Are You Hot? and PRE-EMPTING Alias.Why are they being stupid with their promos? Why can't Alias move to a good net like NBC?! Rant over. On to Episode 2.15- "A Free Agent." Open to morning after Spy!Sex. Lots of fun! Vaughn inquires about Sydney's academic achivements. ("When the hell did you have time to take a class in the last year?!") Syd doesn't use Vaughn's first name- who does?? FranClone/Francinator/Evil!Francie stares blankly and speaks monotone even though she is giving thoughts of congratulations. Will watches on as his girls give each other some love. Poor clueless saps. Mean CIA Director (aka Kendall) says Syd can't see Spy!Mommy anymore if she resigns. Uh-oh- no good. Genius Man has Marital troubles. Oh no! His son is kidnapped! What happened to his wife? There's Sark- and they are leaving together. He's getting held hostage too! Creepy Caller turns out to be Sloane."Congrats on your Grad..." "I knew the whole time you were a double agent... Spy!Daddy too... Don't kill me..." basically just your average freaky Sloane stuff. Oh, BTW a thirty- year obsession for Sloane- Rambaldi. Dixon is cleared- he wasn't lying... Marshall wants a red phone to call the President... Dixon tells his wife about his job- Mad!Diane... Sydney is really evil to Dixon Jack finds one of Sloane's cronies... dead. Remember the guy who deactivated his tracer thingie? That guy. SydandVaughn misson together. So sweet. Flashback to pilot- "Get in!" Sloanie-Woanie breaks into a bank with a disguise, looking for a Rambaldi device. SydandVaughn race to the Zurich bank, where Sloane is breaking in. They point a gun at him, and he talks her out of killing her- man he's good! He then takes SYD hostage and leaves Vaughn without his prefix. Stupid preemuption!
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